Live From The Grayish Carpet

Life on the Other Side of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll

Mariah, the High Priestess of Late

Over the years I worked as a talent executive, I got used to artists being late.  Puffy once kept our crew waiting for five hours, and Madonna was always way behind, … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

PS: You’re an Idiot

I’m writing out of spite. I’m demonstrating exactly the juvenescence that I was accused of yesterday, when, in an impromptu exit interview, my former housemate Bette told me I was … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Fucked: A Cautionary Tale

I’m horrified.  I woke up this morning truly knowing  that the best part of my life is behind me, and that, in the worst possible way, it’s all downhill from … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Good News, Sober, Bad News, Fat

     I’ll talk about almost anything except exactly how much I weigh.  All I’ll say is that I’ve gained 23 pounds since the last time I worked up the courage to … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

In Which I Finally Unfriend (and Block) My Repulsive Ex

     I’m not only going to unfriend my ex on Facebook, I’m going to block him. I feel good about this. It’ll be my second favorite Facebook-related interaction ever. … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

But Enough About Me

     Rob Tannenbaum told me that famous people make shit friends back in 1992, just after he’d closed a cover story for Details on Bridget Fonda. In the article, it was … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Johnny Banger and Me

Monday I know this is going to sound Mountain-outta-Molehill. But it’s not. It was my Higher Power showing up in my life. I went to two meetings on Sunday. I … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Career Suicide, One Industry at a Time

A month ago, I interviewed for a job as a talent executive for a TV show that’s launching in July.  I’m not deluding myself when I say it went well; … Continue reading

August 8, 2012 · Leave a comment
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